Monday, November 19, 2007

My Wonderful Sunday

If you're ever looking for a good reason to just take the whole day off and stay in bed, allow me to offer the perfect excuse:

Food poisoning!

Whether it's the joys of wandering in and out of consciousness for most of the day or the unparalleled relaxation that comes immediately after vomiting while standing up, food poisoning really makes you feel like you're on a mini-vacation.

Looking to go on a diet? Feel like you just eat and eat and can't help yourself? With food poisoning, you won't be able to hold down two teaspoons of water! Forget 'will-power' - let your stomach tell you when enough it enough.

Good times.

6 comments:

Mademoiselle Nessa said...

...don't you mean hangover? I heard Ohio State won on Saturday.

Anonymous said...

nat "new toothbrush" topping! well, at least the 8am hipster pharmacist at walgreens had a droll sense of humor about it
k: umm, yeah, my boyfriend has food poisoning so what should i do?
h.p.: what? is he puking or what?
k: yes, pretty nonstop since 1 a.m.
h.p.: ewww...

Joe Janes said...

That sucks. Any idea which toxic morsel out there was the culprit?

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Nat Topping said...

I think it might have been that chunk of green mold that I picked out of the garbage bag behind my apartment, but you can never be completely sure....

Geoff said...

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