Wednesday, February 20, 2008

OBAMA-TASTIC!

It is becoming more and more apparent that Barack Obama is the front runner for the Democratic Presidential candidate.

How do we as the American public know this to be true? Is it that Obama has won the last seventy-five states in a row? Maybe. But for me, the surest sign of a media-annointed front runner is the surfacing of new words featuring a combination of a candidate's name and some other word.

Not only is Obama getting people interested in politics again, he's also getting them interested in word-play!

This is good news for those of us who are finally getting tired of the words "Bushism," "Bushie," and "Bushistry."

We can all now feel free to be swept up in Obama-mania! He is, after all, an Obamasterful speaker, or should I say Obamorator? He's even beginning to win demographics relied on by Hillary Clinton, such as white females - now known as Obama-mammas (this term could also be an alcoholic beverage).

Now it's true, some conservatives worry that he may try to introduce his own brand of socialist policies, known as Obamarxism, but this is not a worry held by most Americans, soon to be known as Obamericans.

Personally, I just hope that if he makes it all the way to the White House, that he maintains the dignity of the nation's highest office. That means no mistresses, or rather Obamistresses. Or at least I hope he can keep it from the Media - scratch that... the Obamedia.

This could be a fun little excercise. Anyone else got any to share?

8 comments:

Enya's Assassin said...

I personally like to enjoy an Obamarita (never frozen, always on the Baracks) every now and then while I'm drinking at the Copa Cobama. Or watching my favorite musical theater piece, Oklahobama! I love Obama. I think everything he does is Obamagic or an Obamiracle.

I kill myself.

Nat Topping said...

I hear they are planning on renaming a certain group of islands the Obamabahamas. Just a heads up for those of you planning to travel.

Jesse Miller said...

Dammit, Nat, I was going to use the Obahamas. Now I have to think of something else. Lets see what the thesaurus on my ObaMacBook can suggest...

Mademoiselle Nessa said...

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Enya's Assassin said...

There is a dangerous snake in the Obamabahamas called the King Cobrama. There is also the Obrama Bull, which you have to watch out for.

Nat Topping said...

Ah yes; I believe the King Cobrama can also be found living in that South American body of water known as the Obamazon river.

enya's assassin said...

That last fact is Obamazing.

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