OBAMA-TASTIC!

It is becoming more and more apparent that Barack Obama is the front runner for the Democratic Presidential candidate.

How do we as the American public know this to be true? Is it that Obama has won the last seventy-five states in a row? Maybe. But for me, the surest sign of a media-annointed front runner is the surfacing of new words featuring a combination of a candidate's name and some other word.

Not only is Obama getting people interested in politics again, he's also getting them interested in word-play!

This is good news for those of us who are finally getting tired of the words "Bushism," "Bushie," and "Bushistry."

We can all now feel free to be swept up in Obama-mania! He is, after all, an Obamasterful speaker, or should I say Obamorator? He's even beginning to win demographics relied on by Hillary Clinton, such as white females - now known as Obama-mammas (this term could also be an alcoholic beverage).

Now it's true, some conservatives worry that he may try to introduce his own brand of socialist policies, known as Obamarxism, but this is not a worry held by most Americans, soon to be known as Obamericans.

Personally, I just hope that if he makes it all the way to the White House, that he maintains the dignity of the nation's highest office. That means no mistresses, or rather Obamistresses. Or at least I hope he can keep it from the Media - scratch that... the Obamedia.

This could be a fun little excercise. Anyone else got any to share?