I just got off a work call with the voicemail of some telcom dude in Minneapolis, MN. He had the longest, most convoluted away message I think I've ever heard. It was like a five minute message.
There were a couple of nuggets that he spouted to quickly for me to scribble down, but I did manage to get this little piece of well-wishing:
"I hope your day is proceeding in an appropriate manner."
How great is that?