According to Bob Costas during this summer's Olympics coverage, American swimmer and eighty-time Gold medalist Michael Phelps' typical breakfast includes "...Three sandwiches of fried eggs, cheese, lettuce, tomato, fried onions and mayonnaise, add one omelet, a bowl of grits, and three slices of french toast with powdered sugar, then wash down with three chocolate chip pancakes."
Why all the food, you might ask? Is it because he burns calories at a superhuman rate, which is what allows him to dominate the sport of competitive swimming?
It's the munchies, son!
Oh Michael Phelps. Let the pot jokes begin (comedy writers, help yourselves to the comments section).