I was thinking about posting a bunch of pictures of people sleeping today to stress how tired I am. But then this link came along to spare you from that.
Basically, a guy built a motorized bar stool out of a lawn mower. He then proceeded to get drunk and crash aforementioned bar stool. It's worth clicking on the link just to see what the damned thing looks like.
Why in the name of God would one build a motorized bar stool? Not important my friends. Just know that it has been done, and has since been involved in a drunken driving accident.
My favorite part of the article, though, is that the dude "pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial."
Warms my sleepy heart.