Thursday, March 26, 2009

Sometimes, One Just Has to Masturbate

I have no idea who this person is, but evidently some semi-famous guy was caught masturbating on an airplane.

Hey, air travel is stressful.

That's all. Have a good rest of your day.


Crump said...

"Because the incident took place over U.S. air space, the FBI is also investigating. Messages left for the FBI office in Miami also were not immediately returned."

Why... oh God why... would the FBI.... ever need to investigate this.

Chris Othic said...

"I do not recall doing that."

I can remember every time I masturbated in my life.

Unknown said...

If someone gave me a nickel for every time I masturbated, I would ask them why they were paying me for something I would gladly do for free. I would also question their motives.