I put the post up and have thought nothing of it ever since.
Yesterday, I was told I had received a package at the front desk here at work. Upon opening it, I found canisters of Cheerios and Tootsie Rolls for me and two coworkers, as well as a print out of the above mentioned post.
The package was sent by a business associate, George, who lives in the Kalamazoo area and who somehow or another has found my blog.
First, to George: Thank you very much for the gift. This is the first time that my blog has actually yielded anything good worth mentioning. I can't speak for my coworkers, but I have spent all morning practicing and even managed to work the Tootsie Rolls into the act.
To the rest of my readership: I want you to know that George has set a precedent. I'm expecting your gifts shortly.
If you are looking for things to send, here is a short list:
- Gold, silver, diamonds or any other precious materials
- Cash, unmarked and in large quantities
- More Cheerios