Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Send Me Gifts!

Back in January, I wrote a blog post about a certain company meeting for the male employees concerning proper usage of men's room. This post mentioned the practice of using Cheerios for the purpose of fine tuning one's aim whilst releaving oneself.

I put the post up and have thought nothing of it ever since.

Yesterday, I was told I had received a package at the front desk here at work. Upon opening it, I found canisters of Cheerios and Tootsie Rolls for me and two coworkers, as well as a print out of the above mentioned post.

The package was sent by a business associate, George, who lives in the Kalamazoo area and who somehow or another has found my blog.

First, to George: Thank you very much for the gift. This is the first time that my blog has actually yielded anything good worth mentioning. I can't speak for my coworkers, but I have spent all morning practicing and even managed to work the Tootsie Rolls into the act.

To the rest of my readership: I want you to know that George has set a precedent. I'm expecting your gifts shortly.

If you are looking for things to send, here is a short list:
  • Gold, silver, diamonds or any other precious materials
  • Cash, unmarked and in large quantities
  • More Cheerios
Thank you in advance.

1 comment:

Chris Othic said...

I think you'll have to write a blog post about how all the guys are pooing all over the office, and HR has asked you to practice pooing onto 100 dollar bills.

Sorry, poo references are all I got.