Matt Millen sucks the soul from a young rookie to fullfill his Satanic obligations, shown above. Also, P.S. who needs expensive photoshop when I have Paint for free? SNAP!
Apparently ESPN has other plans for the sports loving world. They are not content with Brett Favre and Manny Ramirez - this week they are going for the Trifecta of Ridiculousness.
This may come as an initial shock. However it does make sense when you consider that both ESPN and Matt Millen share the same agent.
And that agent is the Devil.
For me, the worst part is that he will be commenting on College Football games. Not only is he infesting every facet of football, but ESPN is exposing young and innocent college kids to the vile, corrupting influence of Matt Millen. Won't someone please think of the children?!
Well great. So everyone who loves and enjoyes the watching of football can now be subjected to the dashing moustache, fork'ed tongue and vaunted football expertise of a man responsible for running a certain unnamed franchise into the bedrock. I hope we can all take him seriously as he impresses us with his knowledge.