"Nat is an enthusiastic and generous lover."
Proof, damn it! Proof!
Now, granted that's taken from a fictional sketch comedy piece written by fellow RvD member Joe Janes. And, sure, the fictional character named Nat is not necessarily a portrayal of or even necessarily inspired by yours truly. And, fine, nobody's ever accused me of being an "enthusiastic and generous lover" in real life.
But damn it, you take what you can get!
For an explanation of what I'm talking about, head over to Joe's 365 Sketches blog. It's a cool project, and I can think of at least one sketch that is well worth reading.