Oh yes, babies, it's Friday and the trend of sporadic posting has continued 'round these parts. Tell you what, though. Here are some links for your general consumption.
Are you going to behave today, bold font?
Okay, good. What do we have.
Space Tourism: It used to be that if you wanted to flaunt your insane wealth in the face of the poverty-stricken masses you had to hold gigantic orgies at your gigantic "hunting lodge" in the French countryside.
Thanks to technology, we now have even more ridiculous ways to display the disparity between wealthy and filthy. For example, why not take a 3-day vacation to FREAKING SPACE?
The cost of your stay? Why, a mere $4.4 million dollars. Chump change!
"It's Fall, Fuck-faces. You're either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you're not."
Here is an excellent little piece of prose entitled "IT'S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS" courtesy of McSweeney's. Hat tip to my coworker Casey for pointing it out. For you comedy nerds, it's an excellent and effective use of profanity by way of juxtaposition. Also, you get to read such gems as, "Grab a calendar and pull your fucking heads out of your asses; it's fall, fuckers."
Remember When Cookie-Monster Actually Ate Cookies? Of course, this is before the world went insane, arugula became a widely consumed vegetable and everyone decided that fun was bad for children.
You can now take a trip down memory lane with DVDs of the original shows from 1969.
The DVD comes with a warning, "These early 'Sesame Street' episodes are intended for grown-ups, and may not suit the needs of today's preschool child."
Apparently, children's television from 40 years ago is SO DANGEROUS that modern children should avoid it like the plague.
What does that say about you, grown up?
Hey, Speaking of Inappropriate Children's Television and, for that matter, effective uses of profanity, I know of a little comedy show this weekend that you might be interested.
THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHER PLUGGERS!!!
Come see Mrs. Gruber. She'll treat you right.
Check out this insane video of sportsmanship gone horribly horribly wrong.