Man, you okay dude?
Yeah, just a little tired.
The last thing you wrote on here was a weird anguishy poem. I don't know, man.
I'm fine. Let's do this.
All of these links are from a couple of weeks ago. Are you sure you...
Ok. Here we go. FURTHER PROOF that Bill Gates is an evil genius. Everyone wants to talk about Russia helping Iran get a nuke. Nobody wants to talk about Bill Gates ARMING JAPAN. In the interest of muckraking, I will ignore the fact that Japan already has nuclear power as has since the 70's or something, and leap straight to the accusations that Bill Gates is trying to dominate the world. Why? Because I already have the Label handy, so why not?
You look really pale.
Goddamn it, I told you I'm just tired. What's next?
What the hell is that? And why is that on my computer?
I can't even remember why... oh man. It's been a long week.
Maybe you thought that was hilariously funny at some point, and decided to post it?
By that standard, this should be a blog full of fart humor. Maybe that's not such a bad idea.
Do you want to lay down and take a nap?
No. Let's finish this.
Okay, well, the next thing is from Jimmy Kimmel's late night show.
Christ, has it come to that?
Behold, Tro lo lo guy is famous enough to be lampooned by an Oscar winning actor:
I still like the original better. I mean, I know what they're trying to do. It's just that the original makes such little sense. This one, the joke is kind of obvious. Soviet Era Entertainment: 1, Jimmy Kimmel 0.
Look, between Jimmy Kimmel and the Bag Headed Dog, I think we just need to stop this excercise right now.
You're a better friend than I give you credit for, Bold Type.