Today is Earth Day, and I will celebrate Earth Day the way I always celebrate Earth Day: by continuing to live on Earth.
If I told you I've been waiting for Earth Day; that I've been looking forward to it the way that I look forward to Thanksgiving or Memorial Day or Christmas; that I've had this day circled on my wall calendar and have the whole day planned out with Earth loving events; If I told you any of that I would be lying.
If, however, I told you that I completely forgot about Earth Day and only know that today is Earth Day because a bunch of people said something about Earth Day on the internets, then that would be true.
My plans for today? Working, then driving my car to a writer's meeting, then finishing off the script for our new show, then returning home just in time to go to sleep.
Maybe I'll work in a good tree humping for good measure in there somewhere.
What about you? Got plans? Care to Eiffel Tower a tree with me?
I'd Eiffel Tower a tree? That's a pretty short tree, which means it's a pretty young tree, and that's pedophilia
Post a Comment