There's nothing worse than being at an expensive French restaurant with a bunch of your well-to-do, afluent friends, just finishing up your incredibly opulent and decadent meal, when the check should come and in reaching into the pocket of your fine diamond studded trousers you discover that you LEFT YOUR GOLD BARS AT HOME!!
I'm sure you all can relate.
Never fear, ludicrously rich person: should that insanely expensive French restaurant be in Abu Dhabi then your hotel will likely have you covered. Because if you're at the right hotel, they may have an ATM machine that dispense gold.
Not cash. Gold. One gram, five gram, ten gram bars of gold and, of course, gold coins. You name it, Moneybags, they got it.
Of course, there's the question of WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO CARRY GOLD BARS AROUND WITH YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF BROAD DAYLIGHT; ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND?!
But then again, I guess when you're diving head first into a swimming pool filled with gold coins, it probably tends to cause some head trama.
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