When I was a youngin' I formed the opinion that athletes were all either dickheads or psychotics. How did I come to form this opinion? By being systematically out-run, out-jumped, out-swam and out-everything else.
I've since learned that not every athlete is a dickhead and not every athlete is a psychotic.
Sometimes, though, they are.
Take, for example, this dude who drank a "mushroom tea" and then gouged the eye out of some dude right before ripping his still beating heart from his chest.
I'm trying to think of an instance in which it would be acceptable to pull the heart out of the chest of your friend. Only one comes to mind:
i'm sorry, this is an awful story and all, but i just want to say, wtf is with that guy's forehead hair? when i look at the picture and squint, i kind of see the face of a scottish terrier. that or i see the octopus face villain from pirates of the caribbean. also, i still remember the first time we watched temple of doom. i had nightmares after that. what was i, 6? 7?
Nat, I might be asking too late, but I was wondering if you wanted to come over and drink mushroom tea with me this weekend?
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