Favre

Oh great! It looks like Brett Favre is coming back!

Hooray! Joy, felicitations, and hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

The drama is over! The Gods have smiled on Minnesota! Like an angel sent from heaven, Favre’s plane touched down in the North Star State yesterday, bringing with him all of the skill and moxie and divine intervention the Vikings need to…

HHHHHWWUUAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Oh God, I didn’t mean to… Oh it’s everywhere. Let me clean th…HHHHHHHWWWUUAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

*cough cough*

*spit*

Ugh. I’m so sorry. Let me mop that…no? You got it? Thank you. I’m really sorry.

So… anyway, uh, Favre is returning to finally… do you have, like, a paper towel? Just so I can wipe the, yeah, out of my beard. Thanks. So, Brett Favre is finally returning, after exile to his native Mississippi, at the bequeathing of three Viking players, to finally lead oh God here it comes again, let me just.

*heavy breath*

*heavy breath*

Okay, I think I’m good. Favre HHHHHHWWWWWUUUUAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Oh it’s everywhere; I think I ruined your shirt; I’m so HHHHHWWWWWUUUUUAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

*cough spit cough*

Maybe I better lay down. Do you have any water? Just like tap water? I’m feeling a little dehydrated. Thank you so much. I’m so embarrassed.

Ugh.

Anyway, looks like Favre’s coming back. Who would have seen that coming.

*gag*