In an excercise in shadenfreud, the owner of Segway Company died in a freak Segway accident.
The Segway, for those of you content with independent means of forward motion not involving an unnecessary machine, is basically a vehicle that walks for you. Here's a picture:
"A trick is something a whore does for money... (pause to look at the children) or candy."
The freak accident naturally involved riding off of a cliff.
Tragic. Tragic and hilarious in a horribly German sort of way.