Dear Food Service Establishment,
I am of the belief that if one is willing to commit the resources to purchasing a large container of soup to go, then at the very least the soup selling establishment should commit to providing no less than two small packages of oyster crackers free of charge.
Imagine my disdain, then, when recently I opened my white sandwich baggie to find a large container of soup and only one paltry package of oyster crackers.
This is poor form, Food Service Establishment. I find your single solitary small package to be woefully inadequate.
P.S. My jeans are too tight. I realize this is none of your concern, but I felt it necessary to share nonetheless.