So you say you’re in a bad mood because it’s Monday, and Mondays always suck – unless you have a Monday off, in which case Tuesday is now Monday which is even worse – and you don’t know how you’re going to make it through the day without trying to three-hole-punch your face off or staple yourself to death.
Well guess what, grumpy pants? I’m here to rescue you, and here’s how:
Boom! A picture of a puppy:
You might be allergic to dogs. You might hate dogs in general. But I defy you to look into this puppy’s eyes and tell it that you’re going to strangle yourself with your phone cord. Let that puppy’s adorably mussed hair and loving disposition warm your heart. Hey, you know what? Monday’s not that bad. Because even at the beginning of a most likely awful work week, even puppies still exist.
Puppies exist, and they love you.
(/takes very long drink of Jack Daniels on the rocks from a water bottle sitting on my desk, grimaces and then sighs)
Yup. Today’s not so bad after all.