Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Ow My Balls

Guys.  This is this.  This:


is This:


This is this.

One of these is 'fiction' meant to satirize entertainment in a world that is increasingly dumbed down.  The other is basically the same thing except for the 'fiction meant to satirize' part.

They're the same thing and it's frightening.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

CRASSUS SHOW OPENING!!

Well, Geoff and I have spent the last couple of years scurrying around from place to place doing 15-20 minute versions of our thang, and now it’s time we set down roots, had some people over, and did a full 45 minutes of comedy. To wit, tonight we open:




CRASSUS
The Pub Theater, above Fizz Bar
3220 N Lincoln Ave, Chicago

Weds 5/9 – 5/30, 6/13 – 6/20

10 PM

Tickets: $10, available at the door or online.



As Professional Comedians, we’ve worked up a pretty decent sized collection of sketches over the course of the last couple of years. So as a result the running order of the show will change from week to week. That means we’ll constantly be swapping in and out different sketches, adding new stuff we’ve just written and never tried before, and just generally running a fluid and crazy show. Every performance will be different, culminating in the final show where I actually won’t even be present. Geoff will do the last show by himself.

It’s going to be an extravaganza of comedy goodness. AND, we’ll have friends opening for us. Here’s the schedule for that:

5/9 Pat Raynor
5/15 Jack & the Wolf
5/23 Lindsay Williams
5/30 Jack & the Wolf
6/13 Claudia Martinez
6/20 Stuart Scotten

So come early, come often, and come have some fun with us.